Posted in Bart Simpson by Bart
I hope Mom and Dad don’t get mad when they see the next phone bill! I have been using the phone to have very hot sex with this naughty little Asian girl from school; she loves to tell me the dirtiest things on the phone, while she masturbates herself with dirty stories. What she doesn’t know is that I am taping all the conversations so I can play them back to all my friends at school! Better yet, I can sell them and make a few bucks, which will cover my butt from Homer when the phone bill arrives!
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