Find out all the smut about Springfield and The Simpsons! Bart knows all the naughty sex stories and wants you to know too, caramba!
Wow, Lisa is getting dirtier by the day, man! I was talking to my good old pal Ron Stoppable and he told me this dirty...
Every night I sneak out of the house and go over to Terri and Sherri’s. I climb up the tree that overlooks their bedroom and...
Lisa was going for a school ball today, and she put on her best dress, which was perfectly fit to her slender figure, stressing her...
Mom sends us to bed early on Thursday nights. That’s when Homer and Moe have their poker nights. Lisa and I sneak out so we...
Homer went over to Aunt Patty’s to fix some stuff at her home, but I think he is up to no good, so I followed...
Milhouse and I were watching some of Homer’s dirty porn tapes while Mom was not home, boy, did we get turned on! We went over...
I caught Marge and Homer doing it the other day, man! They thought we were at school, but I was actually hiding in the closet!...
I love it when Homer tells me dirty stories from when he was in college and dating mom. He would sneak into her garden and...
Mom ran out of sugar and asked me to go ask Mrs. Flanders for some, but I didn’t feel like going. Damn! I missed one...
You may think cute Lisa is the most innocent and do-no-wrong kind of girl, but you are all so wrong! The Bartman has the pictures...
