Mom ran out of sugar and asked me to go ask Mrs. Flanders for some, but I didn’t feel like going. Damn! I missed one hell of a show and I only found out at night, while I was hiding in mom and dad’s closet and overheard their conversation. Turns out that mom crossed over to the Flanders’s home and heard strange noises coming from the inside. She peeked through the window and discovered Mrs. Flanders totally naked, masturbating herself with a big dildo! Turns out the good wife is a little bit naughtier and sinful than she appears to be! Cowabunga, I’m going to have to organize a play date with the Flanders kids so I can get the inside scoop!

Sexy Lisa and Maggie are growing up; they are becoming sexy teens with lots of sexual energy and an incredible attraction to each other! I hope they don’t discover the super ultra secret comic book I am making about them! It shows my favorite fantasy, of Lisa and Maggie finally succumbing to their intense lesbian attraction and having hot sex with each other, rolling in bed as they make out and take off each other’s clothes! Their wet tongues tease the insides of their mouths and the nooks and crannies of their naked bodies, caramba! This is so hot, I’m gonna end up blowing my load all over my comics, cowabunga!