Milhouse and I were watching some of Homer’s dirty porn tapes while Mom was not home, boy, did we get turned on! We went over to Lisa’s room; she was probably studying or playing her saxophone, so we were going to give her something else to play with. She was actually taking a nap, totally naked and she looked really hot. She was freaked out to wake up to the view of Milhouse’s huge wang and my own chubby boner! Mmmm, Lisa was going to have a great time taking turns sucking our dicks and letting us fuck her very hard!

I no longer have to worry about getting bad grades with Mrs. Crabapple! I followed her from school the other day, and she went to a seedy motel, where she had a dirty date with old fart Burns! It looks like my teacher is into way older guys! No matter how much Viagra he took, he had a really hard time getting a stiffy, and Mrs. Crabapple did her best to guide his pencil thin dick into her dripping wet snatch! This must have been so embarrassing for her, when I showed her the pictures, she begged me to keep this a secret between both of us. I wonder if she is afraid that Principal Skinner finds out she is cheating on him, or just embarrassed to be seen with an old fart with a limp dick like Burns?

We went over to Krusty’s show to get an autograph with Lisa, but Krusty was playing hard to get, looks like all the fame has gone up to his head! Good for me, Lisa is a dirty slut, and I know that would get us Krusty’s autograph! She got down on her knees, Krusty though she was going to beg for it, but instead, naughty Lisa pulled down his pants, grabbed his huge dick in her tiny hands and started giving him an amazing sloppy blowjob! Krusty was moaning and gasping with lust as Lisa gave him the best head ever, I could tell by the way he blew his load all over her face and hair!