Ay, Karamba, you won’t believe what I found today as I was going through mom’s drawers! It’s her diaries from when she was in college, and they are filled with naughty sex stories and all her dirty wet sex dreams about her and Homer! I bet everybody in Springfield will get turned on when they read all about it after I post all her stories on my Springfield Blog! Mom sure was a dirty teen girl, she liked to masturbate herself in bed just thinking about Homer’s big fat bald cock!

I hope Mom and Dad don’t get mad when they see the next phone bill! I have been using the phone to have very hot sex with this naughty little Asian girl from school; she loves to tell me the dirtiest things on the phone, while she masturbates herself with dirty stories. What she doesn’t know is that I am taping all the conversations so I can play them back to all my friends at school! Better yet, I can sell them and make a few bucks, which will cover my butt from Homer when the phone bill arrives!

You may think cute Lisa is the most innocent and do-no-wrong kind of girl, but you are all so wrong! The Bartman has the pictures to prove it! I caught Lisa playing with Santa’s Helper, and believe me, there was no innocence in what she was doing with him! Lisa seems to have a thing for big dog cocks, no wonder Milhouse never gets any attention from her! I took many picrtures of her in her thong and socks, playing with the family dog’s big, hard dick, man! Don’t have a cow? Well, she does have dog cock, man!